One day I got an email from an old high school friend, a girl named Zoey, reading, "Hey Tim I haven't seen you in like forever! Back in high school, I heard stories from a few different guys who said she got around, but when I asked her she said she only had sex once, and went down on one of her old boyfriends a couple times. Besides, I think it's kinda cute." I didn't know what to say, I felt so mixed up.I wanted to be angry at her for being so insensitive, but at the same time I realized she was really my only chance of getting laid since most girls didn't like me.
That's weird, I don't know why there would be...." I realized in my head: They must the underwear I wore last night after Jon fucked me. I know one day you'll find a girl who doesn't have a big sexual appetite, and she will adore your little penis." She was talking loudly, I think other people in the restruant could hear us, which was embarrasing. "Yeah," I said, not wanting to talk about Jon anymore. Standing there naked she said, "By the way, I asked Jon about what happened to both of yours' underwear, and he said he wasn't sure. and now he's gonna make Zoey a slut for his big cock just like me!!!" I could feel my orgasm building.
"It looks unusually small tonight darling – did you have a sneaky wank when you were in the shower?" I asked my husband, as I climbed into bed, fresh from my own shower, and nuzzled up to him, putting my head on his chest and reaching down to gently feel his turtled manhood between my thumb and forefinger. It is also true that my husband's seemed smaller than all the other cocks I had experienced in my time a– certainly when he is soft, but probably also when he is hard – though I had never felt the need to find out exactly how his penis measured up to the average man's.
I dropped my pants for her once, and she just laughed at me, mocked me, took a picture of me naked and showed it to all her friends, and then broke up with me. She then held it up next to my stub, and used her other hand to take a picture of my small penis hitting slightly below the 2 ½ inch line. Rachael then took a chart out of her bag, and it was a penis size chart! "Now, this chart will tell you where you stand as a male" said Nurse Rachael, "Now, there's no category for you, since your below three inches in length, which is as small as the chart goes.
"Yeah, but we don't all look like them." Scott said pointing to Hunter and Adam. Adam and Hunter were on the end joking around looking like two professional swimmers, and Matthew was just getting in, so I took the only open shower head on the right. You have to shower for 10 minutes and the next class starts soon." Josh said as he walked in fully clothed with a stop watch. "OK, hurry up." Josh said annoyed at Brock as he grabbed the towel around his waist and pulled it off him. I glanced over and saw the water run down his shoulders and over his baby smooth white ass that I had seen earlier when I checked his underwear size.