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Just the right size, and look, it even curves just like a guy with a hard-on!" She swayed a little on the way to the couch; they were both quite tipsy from the wine by now. "The next time we go out, you're going to get a big surprise..." She took the banana and held it in her hands between Jamie's legs, curving upward like a stiff erection, just inches from the real hard-on that was hiding in his pants. Jamie's eyes were glued below her waist, as she executed little turning steps in time to her humming, giving him a view from all sides of her sheer black panties, stretched tight across her rear and clinging revealingly to her crotch.
He then said your boobs are unreal, I said eh your looking at my underwear Darren not my boobs lol He jus laughed again and said your mad Rebecca that's just what a 12 inch cock looks like asl**p. I hadn't stopped looking and straight away felt week at my knees, my partners cock isn't even half I then just said holf fuck Darren, it doesn't look normal lol. John then says we're out of vodka not knowing it was upstairs lol il just pop the offo b4 it closes and grab 1 more, I said omg I don't know it's so big lol he then said well that was half my cock, you can have it all later.
fingers as his hard little cock throbbed in his jeans. "Hmm, what do you think?" Jill asked, looking at his cock and then When he didn't answer, Jill stopped and his cock twitched in her hand. "Guess you don't want to watch the movie then" Jill laughed and her hand I stopped and squeezed the base firmly like Jill did, to keep that little "Have you had a hand job before, Rickey?" Jill whispered and he nodded. "Go get us one, Rickey" Jill said and we leaned forward so he could free "Time to thank you for the cokes" Jill whispered as our hands brought "Poor Rickey, now your pants are all wet" I said as I pushed my lower
Just as before, the time that lead her here, she pulled her panties down to her ankles and lifted up the dress, showing the dark hair of her pussy, bending her knees up and apart, sliding her right foot up and back free of the panties, until she was spread widely, all plainly visible in the candle light; then she parted, wider and still wider at Lovell’s urging, until her feet were almost a yard apart, so wide she could not plant the feet on the freezing slab, totally exposed, her ass now numb from the frigid stone.
She sat there and was like ok how about this, if you lose you have to get naked for me any time and any where I want you to and you have to stay naked for me for as long as I want you to and she gets to keep her clothes on. She said she was going to have me put my clothes on but since I am excited she thought it would be a good idea to go into the living room and sit for a while and talk. I pushed my hips up, grunted, moaned and a long stream of cum came out of my hardon and into the air and hit me on the chest and stomach..she laughed and about 4 more came out..I kept stroking till I started softening.
"Yes princess", I said and started to upload my video. After a short while I said it felt too good, and she just shook her head and laughed, telling me "it had been 1 minute and 15 seconds... "She said, now lick her out, get all of your juice, you dont want stale cum on your dicklette the next time you use her do you?" She told me that I would be without orgasm for a whole month because of this, and that when she judged the time right I would be allowed to write this story, so that everyone would know how much of a small dicklette loser who cannot last a minute and a half I am.
I laughed and I said try that next time and she removed and I was fully erect and she started stroking, my dick is 9.5 inch when fully erect ( as a black guy, we are blessed down there even though its not all of us) she put it in her mouth and man she was really good on blowjob even though I have seen some better woman she was great she was trying to deep throat but I guess she had a Gag-Reflex and my cock was long and big she was making sounds.
She had the evil smile on Her fact that always drove me wild and as I opened my mouth to say how amazing She looked She pointed Her finger at me and said, ‘stop, don’t say a word you sissy.’ That really wasn’t a problem because as soon as She raised Her voice and pointed Her finger at me I was speechless because I never imagined Her being like this. Soon Mistress Cindy came back in and pulled my panties to the side and said that I had done a fairly good job but tomorrow I would need to shave that hair out of my crack tomorrow because no good sissy has a harry pussy.
When I was nineteen and back home from college during the summer, i was watching a jeopardy episode with my mom. What we liked to do is when the question was picked, we would pause the episode (it was recorded from the day before on VHS) and guess the answer, then play it and see who was right. Before she played it, she asked what we should bet. She finally said dont be a chicken, leaped forward, and yanked my boxers half way down my legs. I was gonna pull em up but she said i was half way there and i shudnt go back. Said fuck it, pulled em off, gave em to my mom, and started walking around my front yard.
Her face lit up and she asked if was serious and when I replied yes, told me she'd do whatever I wanted for that kind of money, as long as she would be back home by evening! I stopped by a drive thru bank machine, took out some more cash and asked Star if she wanted to pick up anything before we went to my place. She pushed my hand away from my dicklette and started rubbing it herself, as if it were a clitty and degrading me telling me to sniff her teen bum while she diddled my little clitty! She asked if I was going to shower but I told her it was more humiliating to let her pee dry so I'd smell like piss.
I felt her slap playfully at my cock and she said, "I guess I can understand wanting to look at the parts of the body that belong to the opposite sex, I just can't figure out why you weren't happy with looking at mine..." With that she gave my nuts a firm slap and I groaned. As she walked around to the side of the table I could not think for the life of me what Torrie was up to and then I felt her tug on that stocking that had my cock locked out at full attention, and the parking brake set on my nuts and I groaned. Sure enough, about a minute later I felt a sharp jerk on the jewels and then I could feel it swinging under the table, pulling knots tighter and my cock and balls lower!!
They made a couple of squatting comments and I ignored them, I went near a tree, pulled down my pants and underpants, got into position and started to pee on the tree. One day we were walking home from the bus stop, still about a block from home when I told my friends I had to pee, I stopped walking and just started peeing right between my legs. One asked if I was getting my panties wet, I told him I didn't wear any, I saw little bulges in their pants. I looked at my boss and said I'm sorry, and the pee started to hit the ground right between my feet.
And here she was asking me to stand in for her model, while she finished her latest dress: an angora sweater dress that looked like something Morticia Adams would wear. She and I worked like that for a while, and each time her sweatered breasts (she was wearing a soft cashmere cardigan over a tight little black sweater) brushed my body I felt a thrill run through me. “Y’know Max,” she said, “your boxer shorts are gonna bunch up under the dress something awful.” I laughed at this, inappropriately perhaps, but Leena continued: “And your leg hair might snag the angora – I can probably cover that up.” The dress slid over them like a second skin, and I was suddenly looking down at two sweatered breasts standing off my slender form.
Off my balls and run up my crack, and started licking my bum hole, , her other hand went between her legs, I could see her finger stoking her clit through her knickers, her head pushed forward I could feel her tongue penetrate me , her finger was moving faster over her clit, I could feel her hot breath on my bum , her head moved back and forth pulling my balls tighter, she let out a moan as she orgasamed, She stood back and looked again, then went to her draw and pulled out some tights, she rolled a pair into a ball and pushed them into a cup and repeated in the other cup , then shushes the bra again, there perfect
They started to laugh as I approached, then the ginger one said: "hey, you little mosher freak, me mate will wank you off for a tenner!" My little dick got instantly hard. Get your cock out and lets get this over with." I pulled down my pants and stood before the two chav girls, my dick throbbing and pointing up at 45 degrees, undeniably hard. Chelsea laughed so hard she could hardly breathe, gasping lungfuls of air in between insults like "tiny!", "unbelievably tiny" and "micro cock". Pathetic micro dicks like him never can keep their hands off their creepy little cocks!" She whipped the washcloth off, exposing my hard little nub and burst out laughing at the sight if my exposed bell-end:
I felt like I was going to cum, she laughed at me and told me this time she was going to bring me all the way through to orgasm, "But you have to do something for me first," she said. You look like such a perfect little cuckold," she said as she took my cock back into her hands. Now suck on my big black cock!" she said putting it into my face. Take my big black cock you pathetic little bitch!" she said as she took away my last bit of pride. She pumped my cock telling me how she was going to get her nipples pierced and was even going to start wearing a temporary Queen of Spades tattoo on her tits.
i was dying to come but she didn't move I sat there then Jane said " put your hands upto my hairy armpits and I then want you to lick my asshole as I pull it open "I did as she said feeling her soft long armpit hairs and as she pulled open her bumcheeks I tasted my s****r in laws hairy asshole.it tasted amazing you could tell she had been at work allday sweat and a slight shit taste hit my sense of smell and taste buds she moaned as my tongue went deep into her and pushed her arse back to me "that's good "she moaned quietly "now sit back again "she said.I took my tongue out and sat with my back against the toilet cistern.
"Hold on..." Rachel suddenly pulled her hot pink jogging trousers down so her shapely arse was exposed, I noticed she hadn't been wearing any underwear though she kept her vagina covered up, and then placed the bag of sweets behind her back and held the opening of it over her crack, and she swiftly let out a large fart. "Quess I'll just have to fart in your face!" She quickly told me as she pulled her trousers back down to reveal her naked arse again and grabbed my hair, turned around so her back was to me, f***ed my face to her bare bum and let out another loud fart right on me!
My tight little pussy began to twitch and I could feel myself getting wetter and wetter as I closed my eyes and pictured myself squatting down on Rogers throbbing hard cock as Freddie’s hot fat cock probed and pushed past my tight pink anal ring and how I bit down on Roger’s shoulder as his cock slipped inside of me. I flicked my tongue out and licked my lips as I thought of looking up into his eyes while on my knees and slowly taking his hard thick cock deeper and deeper into my hot wet mouth until I felt him slide down my throat.
"Yes, it's Eric, the big black guy I work with." "Well you see Michael" she laughed, Eric is a real man, a dominant man cock, and I intend to make you pay for that." Eric says I have a right "Hello Big Cock" she laughed when he answered, "the wimp knows the "How do I look?" she asked, "do you think Eric will want to fuck me?" Have a wank imagining Eric's cock deep inside me if you like." thinking about what a slut Vicki was and it felt so good when I came. "Michael" she started, "now that I have sampled Eric's big cock, I have Eric has decided he wants to fuck me in our bed, to
She thought back 25 years ago when she finally got a 15-year-old guy to ask her out for the first time in Pamela was already thinking this might be a mistake, letting Dave drive her parent’s car, but she was That night, fifteen minutes into the movie, Dave began to “make-out” with her and his hands started to As his two friends in the back seat watched, Dave started to feel Pamela’s ass and tried to mouth as his friends laughed encouraged Dave's behavior. "I told you I would let you guys have some fun with her," said Ricky. "Yeah, Ricky, I remember her from high school," said a voice. "Ok guys, time for some fun," said Ricky.
Let me introduce you to my friends, John and his wife Sandy. Dan comes back in." I saw Sandy smile and said,"Well if he does I might began to really pound his ass and cock hard. We got to the back door and walked out and there was Sandy laying on a Sandy just laughed and said it had turned her on so My jaw dropped when she told John to get down and suck my cock. when Sandy shoved her girl cock up my ass to the hilt. John's linp cock in my mouth and rested my head on his hips. A few minutes Sandy said time for round two and started laughing. I looked at her and she was stroking Johns hard cock.
She was so utterly beautiful, such a gorgeous heart-shaped face like an angel, Yet it was such a thrilling sight to behold, a gorgeous naked woman doing such a thing right beside me, well it turned me on immensely. She stared down at me, a big grin etched onto her gorgeous face. She looked down at me, a big grin on her gorgeous face. In one elegant movement, she had sat her soft supple full rounded peachy butt down onto my face, with her knees kneeling on my arms, pinning me in place under her. I stared at and admired the wonderful thrilling sexy sight of a gorgeous naked bum on full view.
Faster my fingers pushed, and suddenly after barely 10 minutes she came on my face and hand, loudly groaning her pleasure. She began to groan, and told me "Your little cock just doesnt do it you know, this is the only thing that can make me cum properly from internal penetration, not that..... Her groaning became louder, her breathing deeper, her face became flushed, she panted and looked me in the eye "your cock is pathetic, worthless piece of meat, it has no purpose and is a waste of skin, you cant even wank properly, look you have to use two fingers and a thumb..." at that she made the most incredible groaning noise, suddenly screaming "Yes,that was what a real cock can do!" and with that pulled out the vibrator.