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Confessions of a Phone Sex Operator

humor CurlyGirly 2018-03-03

Do you want me to call 911 for you?” Thinking quickly, she asked, “Do I need to dial the area code for New York before I call 911?” “Paul, I don’t think it’s very healthy for you to lie about who you are and where you’re from,” Lana lectured, not realizing the irony of her own words. “I’m going to ask the questions, Lana, and I’ll tell you what you need to know,” William said firmly. “Well, I’m a 34D cup, but I’m not sure what you want to know about my nipples and areolas?” Lana asked, a bit confused and uncertain how she lost control of the call so quickly. Sensing the hesitation in her voice, William said, “Oh, I think you’ll like this game, Lana.

One funny day in college

humor kornslayer1 2018-02-18

"You know, Delilah, at Jessica's seventeenth birthday party, she..." I said before I got cut off. "Did you not want your best friend to know that your little sister can kick your ass?" Jessica pondered. "You run right into that every time," Jessica said, as she laughed. "Come on, Jim, you know I always pee my pants, when you tickle me there," she said, as she was laughing uncontrollably. "Oh, come on, Mario, my pussy is waiting for your cock," Mindy said. "Oh, Mario, I love you, and that cock," Mindy let me know. You got lucky this time, but next time, I'll make you pay," Jessica said with her best Bowser impression. "Until next time, Mario, beware," Jessica said, right after she pulled the mask back on.